Bunny (Forever Young)

A lot of our street theater is done by people that don't even know they're part of a syndicate. They think they're a grass roots movement and don't know that there are other people harrassing the target. The BoT(C) recruits people that think they're joining l33t hacker groups on the internet, or people that think that they're just following orders from the archives. The BoT(F) does 80% of its research at legitimate agencies like Xxxxxx's XXXXX and its drug companies. The task of pawns is to think that what they're doing is either normal and routine, or criminal in an individual isolated manner. Recruits, however, are aware of a conspiracy. However, they still remain at a misinformed level. We simultaneously maintain teams of "religious" actors and "punk" actors. A person might join us thinking he's going to clean up the community. Another person might join us thinking he's going to cause trouble and anarchy. And they can go about their merry ways. We even deliver information to them in different ways. To the religious ones, it's wrapped up in prophecy and revelation. To the punks, it's given a communist candy coating. However, they're all aware that the group is large. They're also aware of a mutual benefit aspect to the operation. Only greedy un-idealistic people get beyond the recruit rank. All the Bureaus wrap themselves up in different colours. The Moneybags pretend to be a secret club for the elite (and many of them are indeed quite powerful and wealthy, second only to the Supreme Council). The BoT(F) claims to be a "humane" research agency, or a means by which scientists can resist corporate greed, though it still attracts deviants. The BoT(C) is conspiratorially minded, and pretends to be a group searching for the 'secrets of the illuminati' or the illuminati themselves. The BoA claims to be a contract agency, traveller's club, or accounting firm. Recruits perform tasks that they know are illegal, or immoral, but they still generally believe that they're doing it for a reason. Managers like me come above the recruits and do some actual organization, whether leading a crew to a street theater match or planning an attack. Generally, managers know everything about the syndicate except what its goal is. Most are greedy enough to accept that it isn't a morally motivated group. We also engage in communication with other Bureaus to co-ordinate our activites. Different terms are used for different MOs. The Theater has "Playwrights" and "Leading Roles". The moneybags have "Success Stories". The BoT(F) has "Research Directors". The BoT(C) has "Information Awareness Officers". The BoA has "Arrangers". Finally, a rare few are promoted to the Supreme Council. GLOSSARY OF TERMS (both coloquial and official): Contract: A TI or Target. This is the official term. Used as "Enemy Contract" or "Planning Contract". Enemy contract is often referred to as "hostile contract". CHERRYING: Getting out of a legal tangle through the syndicate's intervention. NIPPLE-KISSER: a 'deviant' recruit, recruited because of a desire for sadism. HOLY POLY: a 'religious' puritan recruit. THE EFFECT: the fact that greedy and sadistic recruits are selected for managing jobs more readily than anybody with integrity. FBG (fertile breeding ground): a crew of nipple-kissers, based on the idea that they are a fertile breeding ground for future managers. MINCING: Luring a target into the legal system. DEFACING: making faces at a contract, or otherwise intimidating them. XXXXXX XXXXX SYNDROME: having a target so socially unpredictable and badly-off that you can't really think of many ways to make their life much worse. RAINBOW SHOCK: the fact that you have to act nice to the rest of the public immediately after you've stopped defacing a contract. BREAK-A-LEG JOB: a particuarly hostile attack against a contract, or a plan which involves appoaching the target and talking to them. SAKURAKAI: a crew that is particuarly overt in its stalking and gets caught too often. In other words, it has to be cherried all the time. CREW: A unit of recruits and pawns under a single MO. In other words, a group of gang stalkers. ZAPPERATING: using electronic devices to affect the health of a target. XXXXXXX XXXXX: rhyming slang. for big mistake, roughly means "we shouldn't have used this method". UNCHAINED, UNCOVERED: authorities that are not pawns or recruits. COVERED: A member of the public that is under the control of the syndicate (as a pawn). PUBLIC FACE: A recruit or manager's official life outside of the syndicate. PRIVATE LIFE: a syndicate member's activities with the syndicate. INCAPACITATOR: a device that affects the sleeping patterns/ stress/fatigue/headaches of a contract. VOODOO: the means of acting hostile to a target (pointing, staring, etc). LOMOSEXUAL: a syndicate member with a knack for photography. ("There's a lomo in every crew!") NYUNKIA: (Not Your Usual Nipple-Kissing Incapacitator Asshole), the "yu" is pronounced as the "oo" in 'moon'. refers to a particuarly sadistic or deviant BoT(F) member. BONER: another word for an enemy target. YELLOW MEAT: criminals, as opposed to "concerned citizens". refers to criminals recruited into the syndicate. XXXXXXXX (verb): to Xxxxxx somebody is to run them over or chase them with a car. GIGOLO-BOP: to make sexual advances to an unattractive target, term mainly used by "nipple kisser" deviants. CANCELLING: causing a miscarriage. CRASH TEST DUMMY: a practice target. HANG-JOB: the experience of having a target that one has enjoyed tormenting suddenly commit suicide. Term used mainly by nipple kissers/nyunkias. COUSIN NANCY: a police unit sent to tail a crew and arrest them before an unchained police unit can do it. XXXXXX NECKTIE: a death threat made with no intention of it being carried out. GENERAL LEEING: randomly chasing after a target and threatning to rape them before immediately running away. XXXX'S LAW: a police department that is thoroughly under the syndicate's control. THE GOOD OLD GANG AT THE OFFICE: the Syndicate. SHALLOW THROAT: see NYUNKIA CLITWEED: see NYUNKIA DEJA VOOOO: doing the same skit over and over again.

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